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The Friday Cool: How they make the Cheetos

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Interesting. Not nearly as repugnant as seeing how they make, like, SAUSAGES or anything, but the dudes in the shower caps in the last picture make me a bit uneasy for some reason.

It ain’t easy being cheesy. Mr. Cheetah first made this sage observation back in the ’80s, and it certainly still applies to the manufacture of his favorite bright-orange snack. Turning a hunk of cornmeal into a knobby Cheeto may take only a few minutes, but it requires a fine-tuned industrial dance that leaves no room for error. Frito-Lay’s quality-control folks will not tolerate anything less than maximum crunchiness.


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Making Cheetos: It Ain’t Easy Being Cheesy

June 4, 2010 | 1 Comment

The Friday Cool: Giant-ass list of Unusual Words

Fantastic.

In skimming the “A”s, I’ve already found several new words to describe myself and my most common activities!


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Unusual Words

May 28, 2010 | 2 Comments

The Friday Cool: The Cressbeckler Stance

This is The Onion firing on all cylinders. Fantastic.


Semi-Literate Former Gold Prospector Given Own Cable News Show

May 21, 2010 | No Comments

The Friday Cool: Google Reader + InstaReader + Instapaper = InstaAwesome

I love Google Reader.

I love Instapaper.

And InstaReader makes both of them even more awesome and convenient.

What’s InstaReader?

InstaReader is a free service that sends anything you star in Google Reader to Instapaper.

You don’t even have to give InstaReader your Google sign-in if you make your GReader Starred Items public.

Terrific.


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May 14, 2010 | No Comments

The Friday Cool: HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’ is inventing the entire Dothraki language


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I love this fantasy series, and while I am rapidly losing hope that we’ll ever see the end of it, I am excited by this latest bit of news about HBO’s televisionization of the story.

David J. Peterson, an expert language creator from the Language Creation Society (LCS), has been chosen to create the Dothraki language for HBO’s upcoming fantasy series GAME OF THRONES, based on the book series “A Song of Ice and Fire,” by George R.R. Martin.

Peterson drew inspiration from George R.R. Martin’s description of the language, as well as from such languages as Russian, Turkish, Estonian, Inuktitut and Swahili. However, the Dothraki language is no mere hodgepodge, babble or pidgin. It has its own unique sound, extensive vocabulary of more than 1,800 words and complex grammatical structure.

“In designing Dothraki, I wanted to remain as faithful as possible to the extant material in George R.R. Martin’s series,” says Peterson. “Though there isn’t a lot of data, there is evidence of a dominant word order [subject-verb-object], of adjectives appearing after nouns, and of the lack of a copula [‘to be']. I’ve remained faithful to these elements, creating a sound aesthetic that will be familiar to readers, while giving the language depth and authenticity. My fondest desire is for fans of the series to look at a word from the Dothraki language and be unable to tell if it came from the books or from me — and for viewers not even to realize it’s a constructed language.”

Love it.

Now just release the 5th book and all will be well.


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Today in Fictional-Language News: HBO Speaks Dothraki

May 7, 2010 | No Comments